Bird Poops on Joe Biden as He Pledges to Lower Gas Prices

Shouldering the burden of high office was never meant to be like this. A bird appeared to take the opportunity of relieving itself on President Joe Biden’s lapel Tuesday as he outlined plans to slash gas prices by about 10 cents a gallon as U.S. inflation soared to a 41-year high.

The evidence was seen in the white substance that fell on the president’s blue suit lapel – directly above his U.S. flag pin – as he spoke in Menlo, Iowa, about helping Americans living outside urban areas and “putting rural America at the centre of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America.”

“It’s about being made in America,” the president said moments before the poop appeared as a punctuation mark from a feathered fiend on high.

According to Fox News, the incident took place inside what Biden and his handlers later referred to as a “giant barn.”- READ MORE

Related Articles

Hot Wire — They Warned You About this Crew 250+ Years Ago

***************************** SUBJECT: HOMELAND SECURITY AND DOD MEETING STAFF: Chief, Deputy Chiefs of Staff, Steven Munoz, Troup Hemenway, and Joseph Guy, Acting Director of ICE, Todd Lyons, CBP Commissioner, Rodney Scott, Liaison Officer, DoD, Philip Hegseth ATTENDEES: Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Gregory Guillot, NORTHCOM…

To access this post, you must purchase The Hot Wire or The Hot Wire (DG).

HOT WIRE — Transcript IC U (Part 2)

TRANSCRIPT from previous show 00:00:01,300 –> 00:00:46,840 Welcome back, folks. Hotwire, and we’re doing… I got this weird glare, like almost like a lightning bolt that’s coming down from heaven right through the middle of my head. So trying to, uh, stop that glare, and, uh, hopefully we did it. But anyway, maybe it’s a,…

To access this post, you must purchase The Hot Wire or The Hot Wire (DG).

(PREMIUM) PAINE IN THE MORNING: What you need to know this Tuesday – November 1, 2022

Here’s what you need to know today, Tuesday – November 1, 2022.   Five Lingering Questions About The Bizarre Paul Pelosi Attack – Everybody was stunned on Friday morning when news broke that the 82 year old husband of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had been assaulted inside of his home early in the morning…

To access this post, you must purchase The Hot Wire, The Hot Wire (DG), Monthly Supporter​ or Monthly Supporter​ (DG).

Responses