(PREMIUM) PAINE IN THE MORNING: 8 things you need to know this Thursday – March 24, 2022


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Democrats Mull $100 Monthly ‘Biden Bucks’ Gas Stimulus Checks to Buy Your Vote – The Democrats have hit upon a simple way to end inflation. Why not give every American a $100 check every month to offset the inflation that their policies caused in the first place?

Better yet, Congress could give kids another $100 a month so that a family of three or four would be eligible for up to $300 a month in “Biden Bucks.” – READ MORE

“Gas Stations Will Run Dry”: Catastrophic Scenario For Diesel Emerging According To World’s Biggest Energy Traders – Fast-forward to today, when our warning was echoed by the heads of one of the largest commodity trading houses and the biggest independent oil trader who were speaking at the FT Commodities Global Summit in Lausanne, Switzerland on Tuesday.

The corporate leaders estimated that as much as 3 million barrels of oil and its products a day could be lost from Russia as a result of sanctions, in line with previous estimates, and warned that global markets face a squeeze on diesel with Europe most at risk of a “systemic” shortage that could lead to fuel rationing. – READ MORE

Shock Numbers: Alcohol-Related Deaths in 2020 Among Adults Under 65 Surpassed COVID-Related Deaths –COVID-19 related deaths among adults younger than 65 were outnumbered by alcohol-related deaths in 2020, according to a report.

Alcohol-related deaths in the United States increased by 25% from 2019 to 2020, as The New York Times reported, citing a study done by researchers with the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. – READ MORE

WEF Issues Ominous Warning Over Coming Food Crisis, Recommends ‘More Sustainable Diets’ – Did you see the ratio Bloomberg just earned for a tweet which recommends getting used to lentils instead of meat, switching to public transportation, and avoiding buying things in bulk?

The piece, written by economist Teresa Ghilarducci, recommends that families earning under $300,000 per year consider switching to public transportation, embracing a veggie diet, and “rethink those costly pet medical needs.” – READ MORE

Record infections in super-vaxxed UK seniors as double-vaxxed show negative efficacy against COVID death –Just because Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the new Fauci, it doesn’t mean COVID is over. In fact, cases are surging in many European countries, and U.K. seniors are now experiencing record numbers. “Covid infections surge to record high for over-70s in UK” was the title of a Financial Times article from Friday. But how can there be record infections precisely after nearly every senior was vaccinated and 90% were boosted, even though many already have had prior infection? Or are the record infections because of the shots, not despite them, and does this mean that they are preventing people from achieving immunity?

Ireland is one of the most vaccinated countries in the European Union, yet hospitalizations are rising. – READ MORE

Jill Biden invites congressional spouses to White House, sets nasty rules for the unvaxxed – First lady Jill Biden is reportedly hosting a soiree for congressional spouses at the White House, which you’d imagine would be a non-political social event for lawmaker’s wives and husbands to visit the People’s House and visit with the nation’s highest-serving political spouse.

Fun, innocent and professional, right?

Not in Joe and Jill Biden’s America, where even traditional, nonpartisan White House functions are grounds for political posturing and pandemic-era shunning. – READ MORE

Conspiracy To Kidnap A Governor: FBI Told Informant To Brand ‘Innocent Man’ As Federal Agent To Avoid Suspicion – FBI handlers told informant Dan Chappel to label an “innocent man” a federal agent to avoid potential detection, an attorney said Tuesday in the trial over a conspiracy to kidnap Michigan Democratic Governor Gretchen Whitmer.

Chappel worked for the FBI as an informant in 2020 as part of the Bureau’s investigation into the plot to kidnap Whitmer over her COVID-19 policies. Of six men arrested and accused of taking part in the conspiracy, two have pleaded guilty. Brandon Caserta, Barry Croft Jr., Adam Fox, and Daniel Harris are contesting the charge. – READ MORE

HOW TO MAKE CRIME VANISH – No sooner do we note here the out-of-control crime in San Francisco (and elsewhere in California) than we find a magical solution appear: stop collecting and reporting crime data!

Yesterday the FBI released its quarterly uniform crime report. – READ MORE


  1. Was the Ukrainian foreign legion dude the same guy talking about putting a strip club in the mall a few weeks back? Both were in Dallas area and a similar presentation style…

  2. Very cool dialogue with you and VM. Understanding why seeing the schemes before they happen you’ve been teaching brilliantly. 179-180… cricket burgers with snail sauce. Big Battery price increase in May. Merchandise marker at Loews got it. He sees everything going up tells everyone to load up on every day products. Many realize it’s a take down on shakedown street.

  3. The company I work for has had major problems getting parts in, so some of this supply chain crisis is real. Our customers have been patient, but we are a small business and struggling with these shortages.

  4. Burning child pornographers alive is good. What about giving them to Apache Indians, and incentivize them for every day they can keep them alive while executing them. Public disembowing Braveheart style would work too. “Burn ‘em!” should be the new show motto. We need “Burn ‘em” button, to go along with the cricket button.

  5. Organic canned chicken was on sale today and organic eggs were $5/dz, pretty cheap compared to what I usually pay. This was at Whole Foods. I guess the chicken crisis, real or imagined, is having zero impact out here in Seattle.

  6. Most of the corn and wheat and even some soy are going to animal feed. Surprised that you don’t know that. Oh, and all three are LOADED with glyphosate, a genetic mutagen.